Vision is overrated

Two weeks ago, I had the unfortunate experience of having two physicians inform me that my body is deficient in two separate ways. First, the sports doctor told me that my patellae are abnormally loose, which makes for painful running.

Second, the eye doctor told me that my eyes are abnormally dry, which makes for no contact lenses. She also intimated that I might need new glasses, but that I should wait until my follow-up to be sure.

Problem is, my (potentially insufficient) glasses already make my head hurt. So this morning I took them off during Evidence, where I sit in the back of the classroom.

Law school isn't nearly as painful when it's blurry.